What a Pussy!

For the first time in British history, a cat has been diagnosed with "clinical depression." The cat, a twelve-year-old named Twiglet, is said to suffer from "anger management issues." Supposedly, Twiglet is being bullied by another cat. Her owner, Jackie Martin, took the cat to a vet, who prescribed amitriptyline, which is similar to Prozac. Oh for Pete's sake! I wonder how much this prescription is going to cost Jackie? I'm surprised that no one has suggested that the other cat be given and Anti-Social Behavior Order (ASBO). What a pussy!